Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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