Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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