Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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