Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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