So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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