I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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