Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
