my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i would punch a child for taco bell
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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