So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
