The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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