drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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