sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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