You really coming over, don't trick.
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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