it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
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I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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