Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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