He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
