I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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