Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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