I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
