id be glad to
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
false alarm, still single
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
