So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
