You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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