Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
