im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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