Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Don't make out with my wife yet
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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