im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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