No awkward lesbian experiences without me
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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