he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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