It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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