no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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