My brain says no but my pants say off.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
handjob tips. give me some.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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