that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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