he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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