I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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