he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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