I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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