I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
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Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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