Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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