God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
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I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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