Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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