their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
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Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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