? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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