On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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