it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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