I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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