haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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