Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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