but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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