Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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