I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
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his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize