i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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