do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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