my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She even gives head with a lisp.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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