I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
