Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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