I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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