i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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